Josiah’s Jibble Jabbles

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I would be the first spinjitzu master and my only task would to be to protect the cities across the world, ensuring that the world could have one more day of sunlight. Spinjitzu is a (Fictional!) martial arts that has the user go deeper into their spirits and mind and tap into the power of spinning not unlocked before, those who are worthy only can. Those who have great potential, can become a ninja. Protecting the city while learning new things everyday with everything they do. It would be a great and scary feeling knowing that the world’s fate is in my hands. I know every time danger comes it will be a hard and lengthy battle, but I know me and my worthy ninja will accomplish whatever comes our way. It’s the feeling of everyone looking up to us and appreciating us that we protect and take care of the city like guardian angels. When danger is gone, the world feels…idyllic, calm, peaceful…

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Life on an abandoned island that is nearly 1,600 KM from any other land is very alienating. The thought of being alone, on an island, in the middle of the sea, with no one to call for help can send a shiver to the back of someone’s spine. It feels like I’m in an adventurous film/documentary, or a show that could be called, “strive for survival: The secrets of an island.” You have to learn a lot of things without help like, making a fire with just wood and rocks or, how to sharpen a stick sharp enough to become a spear. I find killing any sea creature and having to see their guts in my hands detestable. Though the island is very calm most of the time when there isn’t a crab or a scorpion trying to cause harm to me.

This island might cause a very extroverted person to go insane. A very isolated island with no resources like this very one can teach you many survival skills and sharpen your mind. Anyone with isolophobia wouldn’t survive even a solar day in the 11 hours of sunlight. If you ever think on going on vacation, just make sure you get back home on time.

-David Goggins(this blog is pretty short)

The one person I see as an inspiration, a warrior, and a very strong man, is David Goggins. David Goggins is very popular for his transformation before and after joining the Navy SEALS and the physical challenges he puts himself through. I and many others see him as a hero because he has shown that no matter how deep down you are in the hole there’s always gonna be away to climb out. He shows that even a tiny spark can light a massive fire in someone’s heart. Determination you might call it. He shows even in the toughest times of life someone can resist the damage and punches life throws against you. His strength and determination fires me up, and I think it should fire you up too.

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Keeping a New Year’s resolution is way to hard for anybody, so let’s instead focus on a word to help me. That word out of all in the world is Looksmaxing. Most people are gonna say, “what the heck is a looksmaxing?!” Let me answer that. Looksmaxing is sort of a new “trend” where people(mostly boys/men) try and enhance their looks and the health of their skin. Some people take this too far and use tools that shouldn’t be used. But I’m not like that, instead I’m gonna use the word itself to motivate myself to focus on my looks, and my hygiene.

Overachieving

To achieve the ultimate looks I can get I will have to do things like, washing my face with a soap or skincare, put lots of healthy and necessary needs for my face. After all the hard work I will expect a symmetrical face, positive canthal tilt, a very sharp and good looking jawline, and a shiny and spotless face. By the end of my “looksmaxing” phase I will then go out into the world and show everyone my progress. I will become a role model to kids who are looking towards making themselves as good as possible.

Wake up, eyes pop open. Sit up. Think. What will I do? Winter is already coming up and I haven’t ate in two weeks. I just need some food and adventuress to make it the perfect day before Christmas comes. I know! I will go to Sonic at exactly 12:30 PM, eat a quarter pounder double cheese burger and then drive to the McDonald’s that is two minutes away and enjoy seven McFlurrys with a large sprite. I know sage would probably brag on me that he can eat more than me and that I look like a toothbrush but that’s doesn’t matter to me. I am going to make this the most amazing day ever. After I enjoy my small little meal, I will go to LAX and plane spot with my EOS 2000D. Once I get bored of plane spotting I will then magically teleport(steal a Lockheed-martin SR-71 blackbird and fly it) to New York.

New York

Once I reach New York the first thing I will do is plane spot just to get it off my mind for a bit. After that’s done I will go around and help people smile because it lightens up my day, I will help anyone who needs it just for a smile on my face. If I get permission by the police and everyone in charge of the World Trade Center I will jump from the tower doing a triple backflip and pull out my parachute before I hit the ground. Once everyone is done congratulating me for my daredevil stunt I will then dress up as Spider-Man and go around New York greeting everyone in sight. I might do it for a while but I know I will get some laughs out of it, so just for fun you can say. Going around New York and get very tiring, so I am gonna get the biggest pizza I can find around New York. After munching and munching on the big, delicious pizza I will then go back to the airport where I left the SR-71 blackbird(a.k.a the fastest plane a person has been in).

The long yet short way back

On my way back I realize I had my radio signal off and flew over US military airspace. I look to my left, then my right. It feels like time freezes as I see the F-16 fighting falcons trying to catch up. Just to stay safe I slow down and match their speed, my turn on my radio and suddenly a feeling of relief flows through me as one of the pilot tells me, “next time turn on your radio bud, we’ll see you around.” I watch them fly out of formation and out of my sight, a smile shines on my face as I continue the trip. It’s really beautiful to see the world below me as I fly 80,000 feet above it. Thousands, maybe even millions of people below me. My smile, it feels like it starts to glow at that point. This is one of the best days I’ve ever had in my whole lifetime.

Home, sweet sweet home

As I touch down on the airport runway, I look around as I slow down. Admiring where I live, and the people who live with and around me. I get a taxi back to my cave. when I open the door, I see the whole cave in front of me. My home, my safe place, the place I come to when I need to hibernate after the best day ever, and that day. Is today, typing this before I come into my deep deep slumber. As I close my eyes, I remember the whole world under my feet, and the smiles on peoples faces. I even get a smile on my own face, chuckling and some little girl giggling. Always remember to make the most of your life. Goodnight and I’ll see you on the day of Christmas.

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If I could live in any fictional universe, it would be War thunder. For all of those wondering what in the world it is, War thunder is a war based games empathizing the general topic of military based aviation. This game can range from tanks to fighter jets and even world war 2 aircraft. This game has a ton of different options when it comes to gameplay, there is a variety of cars, tanks, helicopters, and planes from different eras. And I know that’s there is going to be one person like, “why would you play a game all about war! Wouldn’t it be scary?!” Yes and no. Although it may seem like living in this game would be the most scariest and stressful thing you could experience, there lots of ways you can make this game fun if you live in it.

Let’s say that I access to a video game mod(a special addition/game mode made by players to make a game more fun or to mess around)for War thunder and I was able to add anything I wanted. That could be one way to have more fun than stress if I was in War thunder. It would be like a kids fever dream, with WW2 planes going Mach 3 even though their not supposed to, Fighter jets being able to go 0 to Mach 1 in 4 seconds, battle ships going 250 knots and flying up into the air, a plane being able to shoot 875 rounds per second. Seems like something I would want to do if I were able to.

To add up all this crazy fictional junk and aerodynamically impossible business, you can add all your friends and have a fun and goofy experience with them. It would generally be a good time, and it can be suited for competitive friends. Having a dogfight against each others fighter jets, glitching your tanks and making them go flying to hit a trick shot, and even helicopters pulling impossible maneuvers to trick your friends. If you have enemies you can prove who’s better and commit every bear crime while you’re at it. To sum up everything that has been stated so far, I believe that Warthunder would be the best game for me to be in, and maybe even you. But you can do whatever you want in life, no one is stopping you, you can live your dream if you just try. Have a good life!

If I could be any age forever and ever I would decide to be the age of thirty-two. This age is quite, unique I would say, it is not to old yet not to young. I would want to be this age because of the way my appearance would be. I wouldn’t look wrinkly but I wouldn’t look like a teenager that just hit puberty. I would look clean like a celebrity, yet the strength of a grown man. I would look like a man from a women’s dreams(hopefully).

It’s not just my appearance that matters, it’s also how financially stable I am at the age of thirty-two. At thirty-two there are lots of high paying jobs with different styles of work available. I can even be a pilot. I can have a million hours of flight experience to the point I can fly anything! I’d get payed more than three doctors at that point. I would be, “making bank.”

Money doesn’t ALWAYS bring happiness(most of the time it does), life is also about your intelligence, your knowledge, your smarts. Just everything you know when it comes to education. It wouldn’t be a long time from when I graduated college if I was thirty two . It would only be about nine to ten years later which is short enough to remember what I learned in college. Because my brain would be fully developed by the time I’m thirty two I would have the power to actually make good choices. Good choices equals good rewards, good rewards equals positive emotions, positive emotions equals a good attitude and life. I just turned the way my forever life would go if I was thirty two into a math equation. But no matter what age you are, there will always be obstacles, and you can fix or alleviate those problems. All it takes is one try. Have a good life and I will see you Mañana!

The thought of my favorite meal just brings me to a state of mind no person or creature can fathom. It makes me feel like I’m smelling it, tasting it, and even holding it. It makes me go and look crazy even if I think about it for a slight second. That meal I am talking about? Enchiladas, A simple yet amazing art of consumable food. Just think about it, the mixed taste of the corn tortilla, the meat, cheese, beans, potatoes, vegetables, and even the Chili or other spicy condiments. Imagine The hot and nice cheese dripping down the enchilada. Even the process log making it makes me drool, the chopping of the meat, the sizzling of the oil and meat, the sour cream being poured on top of everything it just a chefs kiss. The eating part is my favorite part(I think that was kinda obvious). Remember how I said the thought of enchiladas made me crazy? Eating it makes my soul come out of my body. It’s like eating food from the heavens(probably because it is from the heavens). Every bite gets better and better until it gets a godly taste that makes you want to keep it forever. The type enchiladas we are talking about are those with the nice golden crust of a tortilla, the perfect golden and hot cheese dripping down it and the perfectly cooked meat and vegetables. Those are the types I love. I will love it forever. Forever. And ever. That is all I can say about enchiladas before I start going crazy. Have a good one and I will see you later!

If I could design my very own house it would look like a military airport. When you first enter the house you will be greeted with Air Force pilots with their helmets still on. The first thing they will say to you is, “ready for takeoff Sir!” When you open the door it would be like those cartoons where the bright lights flashes through your eyes but instead of being greeted with a mansion or a beautiful forest, you will instead be greeted with a view of the 5 runways with people working on the ground refueling the planes. Every two minutes a fighter jet or a cargo plane will takeoff or land, you’ll even get a chance to fly them if you ask.

If you turn left when you enter the house you will see the hangers filled with engineers and planes being worked on. They’ll show you everything you can know about engineering so I guess you can say that’s a win win. You get some friends and learn how to engineer. They will also let you paint or test out the planes yourself. The first plane everyone tests out is the F-4 Phantom which is an old fighter jet. They’ll tell you how to turn it on, how to use the throttle, how to maneuver, they’ll teach you how to handle G-force, and they will teach you what to do if a foreign fighter jet from another country intercepts you. The second plane is the C130 and the AC130, they’re both the same plane just with different ability’s. The C130 is a cargo plane that’s why the C is there. The AC stands for attack cargo which means it can be used for air to ground battles and for cargo uses. To use the AC130 you first have to fly and use the C130 so you can get the basics on how to use and fly it.

Going down stairs will lead you to what we call, “the kids zone.” There will be flight simulators when you first enter, a bunch of aviation themed slides that are on the right leading to some stairs for them, a zone for guests it their kids birthday or an adults birthday, a buffet with plane themed cakes, more aviation themed latte art that has a machine to do it for you. The biggest part of the zone is the huge playground and rides. It can go from parkour ranging to swing sets, to somewhat crazy rides, and even a 80 feet big trampoline park.

And finally, turning to the right will lead to the small apartments for guests. They include a sewage system, a fridge with food that is used in a balanced diet and on top of the fridge is a medical nag including all essentials just in case someone has a medical emergency. The apartments have a 4K TV with Disney+, Netflix, YouTube, Hulu, YouTube Tv, and a big soft sofa to lay on while using the TV. Each apartment can fit up to 5 people and maybe 1 extra kid. The bathrooms are like nothing you’ve ever seen, the bathrooms are very pretty for being in a Air Force base themed house. Everything is nice and shiny including a big tub for people who want to relax, or for those who take ice cold baths.. but anyways. This has been a nice time with you my fellow reader, and to those in the future! Have a good life. Goodnight or Good-afternoon.

Out of all the places I can choose from on this planet, I would choose New York. Some people would rather go to Dubai or the Caribbeans but I want to go to New York. First of all, it’s a beautiful place to take pictures and possibly wonderful portraits. My first photo of New York could possibly be the giant airport, the city or even the fabulous Statue of Liberty. With a giant airport close to a city could equal very cool pictures/plane spots. Speaking of city, The city of New York is a perfect place to go to for photography. Just imagine, the towering buildings above the clouds, the population of people, those giant screens of advertisements of places you can go to is perfect for a person who likes taking pictures of cites like me.

Another reason why i would love to go there is because of the places available for you to go to. The 9/11 memorial would probably be a great place to go for pictures and also to mourn those who died in the tragic event(prayers to their families). A great place to visit if you have energetic young ones(like me) is Central Park so the little ones can run around and get tired. Another place available for visitors is Central Park, this is the most popular place for people to go and it is one of the most iconic places too. Although its expensive, its still worth the time there.

The last and short reason are the views you get. The views you get of the city on the plane ride there and the views on the One World Trade Center. It’s all really worth it heck, going to New York in general is worth it. All of these reasons are why i would go to New York out off all the places in the world. Have a good day or night.